I talk to my pet often, now I’m calling everyone Duke.
Q: How does a dog stop a video? A: He presses the paws button!
Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the Bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A wooly jumper !
Q : What did one cow say to the other?
A : Mooooooove over!
Q: What day do fish hate? A: Fryday
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop!
Q: What do you call a elephant in a phone booth? A: Stuck!