Poems & Jokes
I SAW A FAIRY
I saw a fairy one day She was right outside my bedroom window Her dress was all white and she had silver shoes Her skin was as white as snow And she had hazel eyes A fairy, how wonderful! The loveliest fairy I’ve ever seen I smiled and she winked at me What you doing here? I said to her She said to me, I’ve just come to see if you’re alright Whatever for? I asked Before she could answer with a smile on her face. I’ll be back, then she disappeared.
Hello I’m a bug Can you see me? Look I’m down here Shall I move so you can see me? I am green with a stripped yellow and green back I’m on your hand Can you see me now? I just want to say How big your hand is Oh well I’ll be moving onto a piece of grass Bye!
This is one of my Poems which is published in a book called A Heady Brew
Eight ducks in a straight line standing on the beach Quack quack said one duck to the others What are we waiting here for? Quack quack replied another duck, I don’t know Quack quack this is an odd situation we’ve got ourselves into said another Quack quack we’ll meet here next Spring Right you are said another duck. I’m outta here Bye bye. One by one they said Quack quack, See you next Spring. Bye bye.
Poet M J Poutoa
I talk to my pet often, now I’m calling everyone Duke.
Q: How does a dog stop a video? A: He presses the paws button!
Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the Bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A wooly jumper !
Q : What did one cow say to the other?
A : Mooooooove over!
Q: What day do fish hate? A: Fryday
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop!
Q: What do you call a elephant in a phone booth? A: Stuck!