Poems & Jokes
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That!
Q What belongs to you but is used more by others? A Your name.
Q What is the easiest way to double your money? A Put it in front of a mirror of course!
Q What has a Thumb and Four fingers but is not alive? A A glove.
Q What has a face and two hands but no legs or arms ? A A clock.
POOCHIE THE PINK POODLE
Poochie the Pink Poodle Loved to go to the beautician shop to get her nails manicured. After going to the beautician shop She decided to go to the coat shop, to buy a new coat. She chose a purple coat which came with a free ribbon, and she could tie it to her tail. She went to the counter where Spotty the dalmation served her. is there any sales? said Poochie No not this week but we have one coming up next week. Oh thank you said Poochie I’ll be going now bye see you next week. Poochie decided to go to the grocery store She was looking at all the different foods There were so many names and so many foods to choose from. She had had a very busy day. She couldn’t wait to get home to relax, with a nice cup of tea.
I SAW A FAIRY
I saw a fairy one day She was right outside my bedroom window Her dress was all white and she had silver shoes Her skin was as white as snow And she had hazel eyes A fairy, how wonderful! The loveliest fairy I’ve ever seen I smiled and she winked at me What you doing here? I said to her She said to me, I’ve just come to see if you’re alright Whatever for? I asked Before she could answer with a smile on her face. I’ll be back, then she disappeared.
Hello I’m a bug Can you see me? Look I’m down here Shall I move so you can see me? I am green with a stripped yellow and green back I’m on your hand Can you see me now? I just want to say How big your hand is Oh well I’ll be moving onto a piece of grass Bye!
This is one of my Poems which is published in a book called A Heady Brew
Eight ducks in a straight line standing on the beach Quack quack said one duck to the others What are we waiting here for? Quack quack replied another duck, I don’t know Quack quack this is an odd situation we’ve got ourselves into said another Quack quack we’ll meet here next Spring Right you are said another duck. I’m outta here Bye bye. One by one they said Quack quack, See you next Spring. Bye bye.
Poet M J Poutoa
I talk to my pet often, now I’m calling everyone Duke.
Q: How does a dog stop a video? A: He presses the paws button!
Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the Bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A wooly jumper !
Q : What did one cow say to the other?
A : Mooooooove over!
Q: What day do fish hate? A: Fryday
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop!
Q: What do you call a elephant in a phone booth? A: Stuck!